
Your inner larrikin not only belongs in your business,
it's the entire life force behind it.
And right now, that shit needs some serious CPR.
ChatGPT has made your creative juices as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
You've strategised and labelled so hard you've forgotten who you truly are.
An artist. A high vibin' hot mess. A witty motherfucker. A dork. A deep thinker and big feeler. A clever cookie. A silly sausage. A big-hearted boss bitch.
Half fairy, half feral.
At your core you're an unstoppable + dynamic creative force that makes no solid sense, but has a damn good time doing what you love.
But here you are trying to be overly polished, professional and perfect, and forcing yourself into a rigid business formula that makes your butthole clench.
No wonder the math ain't mathing and the dream client's ain't dream client-ing.
So I'm going to stop sugarcoating it and lovingly give it to you straight... your soul has become beige and bored as fuck with the way you’re trying to show up in your business.
Those overly curated captions and strategic 'should's' taste like a stale chippy to your creatively crispy soul.
You have lost connection to the creative spirit of your business,
and the creative spirit of yourself.
Your social media feels stagnant because you’re not creatively alive or inspired.
So let’s change that, STAT.
Authentic As Fuck is music to your creatively starved soul.
Consider this part soul revival and part creative catapult the boldest, realest, most creatively on fire YOU. Fully expressed, creatively free + so freakin' happy that your vibiest soul clients can’t help but wanna pay to get into every single room you’re offering.
So wanna get a little weird, throw kerosine on your creative edges, and finally get paid like the star that you are?
READ ON TO GIVE LESS FUCKS AND MAKE MORE BUCKS

